I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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