I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Holy shit dude........stairs
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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