Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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