That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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