His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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