is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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