check it out our google latitudes are spooning
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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