sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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