Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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