he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the day after is always just damage control
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
