come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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