She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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