I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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