Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
My life is pants optional.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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