is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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