Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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