I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
id be glad to
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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