A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Randomize