Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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