we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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