remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
