i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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