There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize