If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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