marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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