I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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