whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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