Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
honey bunches of taint.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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