made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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