I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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