some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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