And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
And then he peed in my hair
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