dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Randomize
