i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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