I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
