Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
She announced her abortion via fbk
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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