i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
