Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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