he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
they need to just BURY HIM!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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