so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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