You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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