you guys were way drunker than both of me
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize