She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
