her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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