I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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