Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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