Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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