I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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