Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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