Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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