You really coming over, don't trick.
i barfeds in our rink
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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