i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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