Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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