in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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