So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
