I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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