Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Operation Purity has been aborted
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We’re leaving where are you
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