Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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