Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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