ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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