I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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