butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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