We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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